Pathetically inadequate Galaxy has no neighbors, orders take-out and downloads porn to kill time

Due to its small size and lack of structure, DDO 190 (“Didi” to it’s nearest neighbors) is one of the loneliest galaxies in the cosmos.

The dwarf galaxy, containing billions of stars, is a rather “unimpressive galactic specimen” according to Alasdair Wilkins, writing for i09.com.  Says Wilkins, “It’s the kind of minor galaxy that would get lost in the shuffle around a larger galaxy like our own Milky Way.”  

The Galactic Dwarf had some choice words for Mr Wilkins;

 “Fuck him!”  

Later, the galaxy apologized from it’s home in the Messier 94 group for it’s outburst,

 “I’m sorry, but I get pretty sick of guys like Wilkins calling galaxies like me “unimpressive” and “minor.” Besides, it gets pretty lonely when your closest neighbor is, like,  three million light-years away. Do you have any idea how long it takes to download porn from here? Dominos won’t even deliver out this far.”

DDO 190 Galaxy

 

 

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