RedEye Rogue has scooped all the other websites with this leaked footage from Paramount Pictures follow up to last years insanely successful reboot of Star Trek!
A Cylon agent planted inside the studio smuggled this footage out at great personal risk. But that’s the lengths we go to for our loyal readers.
Here it is, the first look at the next Star Trek movie! Watch in awe…
Whoa and check out Uhura’s panties!!
A studio representative, who wishes to remain anonymous, admitted that Rick Berman and Brannon Braga were brought back on board after Paramount sacked J.J. Abrams for going over budget on the last film. In order to keep costs down, Berman & Braga hired an all Turkish cast and crew.
Speaking off the record the executive added “In todays tight economy, studios are doing everything they can to tighten their budgets. Even George Lucas is hiring all Kazakistanians for the next Star Wars movie.”
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