MINDFRAK! Let’s Get to Know Scientology!

In the aim of reaching out for better understanding and co operation, RedEye Rogue has determined that it is time to release the hidden details of what Scientologists actually believe… in the interest of clarification and for those investigating the faith.

Scientology is predicated upon the foundational beliefs that we as a species are under the influence of alien beings.

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days Earth was called Teegeeack.

Xenu the alien ruler: Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in the hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them, Hydrogen bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn’t end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a “thetan” in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend many days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called “implanting”.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called “body thetans”. And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these “body thetans” and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.


Oddly enough, Tommy Davis, church spokesman has categorically denied these tenets to the public.

Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics centres do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret “upper” levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.


Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbard’s own handwriting

What is The Church afraid of? Why are they becoming Xenu-deniers?  If the legacy of Xenu’s Genocide is to be remembered and passed on, why is the one source entrusted with this knowledge suppressing it?

Ironically, the one place where the Xenu story was leaked to the public, in it’s complete truthful entirety, was through the satire television show South Park.  Again, Scientology went on the defensive and attacked the producers of the show.


The following is a fascinating little video put together by NewYork420420 over at youtube. We have to say we have checked his facts, and he get’s them all right.

Come on Scientology? What are you holding back for? Shine the light of the truth on the world.

Or kneel before Xenu.


L. Ron Hubbard

By Your Command

2 comments for “MINDFRAK! Let’s Get to Know Scientology!

  1. Lyle
    September 28, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    When I first read this, I thought of the documentary by Bill Mahar, Religulous. In it, he pretty much attacks all religions, and it is so heavy handed that I end up agreeing with very little that he says, but there is a moment when he gives Scientology a little bit of a break. He talks to devout Christians who make fun of Scientology because of the ridiculous stories they have. He says to a couple of them that their own religion has ridiculous stories, and points to the story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale and lives to tell about it. The two people he questions at different times give the same answer, “No, it wasn’t a whale, it was a giant fish.” Later, Bill Mahar makes fun of the fact that it being a giant fish, not a whale, somehow made the story less ridiculous.

  2. RedEyeRogue
    November 20, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    We’ll see who’s laughing when Xenu’s fleet of DC8’s show up smart ass.

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