Editorial Staff

Meet the crackerjack staff of RedEyeRogue.com

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Cy “RedEye Rogue” Cyborg

Editor in Chief: Cy “RedEye Rogue” Cyborg. What more can be said about the winner of the Yellow Award for “Golden Journalism” five years in a row?









Contributing Editor BillieX – Does not represent the views or opinions of RedEyeRogue.com.  We just think he’s batshit crazy. Read at your own risk.


Doctor AquaMan







Contributing Editor Doctor AquaMan – Only writes when he’s off his meds.

Leoben Conoy

Contributing Editor: Leoben “Number 2” Conoy writes our Weekly Mindfrak column, blowing your mind with gobsmacking articles of insanity. After all: “to know the face of God, is to know madness.”  Also gives relationship advice and offers couples counseling.

Aaron “3rd Wheel” Doral

Style Expert Aaron “Number 5” Doral. This metrosexual Cylon always has the best fashion tips! Born in Oasis, a hamlet near Caprica City, he grew up on the south side of Caprica City itself before going to Gemenon, where he studied public relations at the Kobol Colleges.

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Shelly “Six” Godfrey

Contributing Editor: Shelly “Six” Godfrey. We just like to look at her.

Galen “The Chief” Tyrol

Contributing Editor: Galen “The Chief” Tyrol.   When not ‘dancing around naked with porno magazines in front of sacred icons’, “The Chief” enjoys building stealth fighters, frakking number eights, and papercraft.

7 comments for “Editorial Staff

  1. October 28, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    looking for contact info – anyway, per earlier, Can you get in touch via my email


    for a wired.com story we want to run on Friday?


  2. KatieT
    September 9, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    Hey, RER, did you see this week’s New Yorker article on the Wachowski siblings and Cloud Atlas? It’s good; I’ll save it for you if you don’t have it.

  3. RedEyeRogue
    September 9, 2012 at 8:22 PM

    I never read the New Yorker, because of their DAMN STINKING LIES. Well, that and the fact that I’m functionally illiterate.

  4. June 2, 2013 at 6:11 PM

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  5. RedEyeRogue
    July 9, 2013 at 9:47 PM

    @International Dating Site –
    At RER we are always seeking circular with this facts, just as we believe in beliefs. Wait a minute – didn’t you do the subtitles for Space Battleship Yamato?

  6. Lyle
    October 2, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    To Cy “Redeye Rogue” Cyborg: I recently wrote an article about my theories about what Breaking Bad was truly about, now that the season finale has come and gone. Would you have an interest in publishing it? And, could you tell me where I should send it to?

  7. RedEyeRogue
    October 2, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    Send all entries for consideration for publication to cy@redeyerogue.com.
    We will most likely use your article for pornographic purposes.

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