Cy knows how tough life can be for all those lonely “put-out-to-pasture” cylon centurion rogues!
Need advice regarding how to navigate this strange world?
Wondering which Pyramid team to place your cubits on?
Having trouble picking out the right lingerie for that “special date”?
Well dry your eyes, shiny-butt, ‘cuz Cy is here for you.
So, what are you waiting for? Ask away!
Note: Although he is a former Gold Centurion, Cy is NOT a professional counselor and suggests you seek out a real mental health professional regarding the lingerie question.