News anchors call for Half Naked Wonder Woman while Thor Gets transformed into a ladyboy. Popeye loses his pipe.

FOX and Friends recently made comments about how certain comic book characters have been ‘wussified’.

article-2693269-1FAA40A600000578-394_634x960First, they complained about recent test footage for a Popeye cartoon, where he did not have a pipe or tattoos. They lamented the fact that smoking is a masculine activity and Popeye not engaging it makes him less manly.article-0-1C2A3E8200000578-879_634x670

First, do they really believe this? Here’s a shock: This is no longer 1953 and women are allowed to smoke, publicly. Second, isn’t smoking in movies considered wrong because of the conservatively run MPAA? If you truly have a problem with this, maybe you should be talking to your own people. Finally, I always felt not showing smoking in TV and movies because it ‘glamorizes’ it is ridiculous. You want to show smoking without glamorizing it? That’s easy, show the negative effects. Show Popeye going through cancer treatment and dying a long, lingering death. Maybe that will satisfy FOX and Friends.

article-2162620-023999C6000004B0-876_233x448

FOX then complained about the fact that there will soon be a female Thor, something that was mentioned many months ago, which gives you an idea how ‘in the know’ these people who are in the news business are. In fact, the one guy kept going on about how Thor now has breasts, which really points to the fact that this guy has some issues…

 

 

Comic book fans would be more upset about a woman becoming Thor if not for one thing: It happens all the time. There have been a number of superheroes who have been replaced not just by women, but by minorities as well. And, guess what? It never lasts. Eventually, the original Thor will go back to being Thor, and the woman replacing him will go on to do something else. (FOX and Friends would probably suggest that she go back to doing housework.)

FOX even complained about the Wonder Woman costume shown for the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie. They complained about it not being red, white and blue enough, but more vehemently because it was not revealing enough, and suggested that if Wonder Woman has a hot body, she should flaunt it and shake that moneymaker.

Though I do not think all super-heroine costumes are over sexualized, you have to admit that a lot of them look like they’re ready to go dance on a pole.

But, still, maybe we should not pick on FOX and Friends so much. They just want women to stop engaging in manly activities; to flaunt their goods if they have it; and to make them a sammich.

 


Comic book fans would be more upset about a woman becoming Thor if not for one thing: It happens all the time. There have been a number of superheroes who have been replaced not just by women, but by minorities as well. And, guess what? It never lasts. Eventually, the original Thor will go back to being Thor, and the woman replacing him will go on to do something else. (FOX and Friends would probably suggest that she go back to doing housework.)

FOX even complained about the Wonder Woman costume shown for the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie. They complained about it not being red, white and blue enough, but more vehemently because it was not revealing enough, and suggested that if Wonder Woman has a hot body, she should flaunt it and shake that moneymaker.

Though I do not think all super-heroine costumes are over sexualized, you have to admit that a lot of them look like they’re ready to go dance on a pole.

But, still, maybe we should not pick on FOX and Friends so much. They just want women to stop engaging in manly activities; to flaunt their goods if they have it; and to make them a sammich.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*
*
Website