Battlestar Galactica MMO Promises to Destroy Marriages, Ruin Grades, And Pack 40 pounds on Asses!

‘fraid so, boys.

I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. As if all the W.O.W. widows and Second Life orphans out there aren’t enough, Norwegian game studio “Artplant” has decided to go a step further in adding to the sum-total of suffering spouses and children, as well as the consternation of teachers all over the world.

Players will be able to choose to play as cylons or humans in a constant struggle to control their  character’s own personal shortcomings and mental illnesses.  A blend of alcoholism, dysfunctional relationships, navel gazing, sexual promiscuity, and mission-based game play will provide a diverse experience.

As for myself, I can’t wait to create my own Saul Tigh character – first thing I’m gonna do is make him pour himself a drink as he fires up a cigarette and savors the bittersweet irony of his life.

“(It’s in the frakking ship!”)

By Your Command

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